White Matters

Ways to use up a toilet roll surplus: Hamster obstacle course,Marble run,Toilet paper roll angel,Tissue-box guitar,Toilet paper roll bracelet,Toilet paper roll crown,Toilet paper throneβ€” when you play the game of clowns...Build a toilet paper fort,Toilet paper fightβ€” imagine the toilet rolls are snowballs,Toilet paper Fortniteβ€” combine the above two. πŸŒͺ

New World Currency Conversions

Spare change β€” hand sanitiser,Fiver β€” sheet of own-brand value toilet paper (Morrisons Saver, Asda Smart Price...),Darwin β€” sheet of own-brand standard toilet paper,Pony β€” sheet of Andrex,Bullseye β€” sheet of scented toilet paper,Ton β€” wet wipe,Monkey β€” fresh roll of Ponies,Grand β€” box of tissues,Jackpot β€” unopened pack of wet wipes. πŸŒͺ