Old Man Quantum

I've been universing for 13.8 billion years…So don't you give me any of that shit,I know what I'm talking about! I may currently just be a collection of carbon molecules,Themselves made up of atoms,Sub-atomic particles,Sub-sub-atomic particles,All strung together with light,And other bosons, But I know a degenerate Bose-Einsteinian foolΒΉ when I see one! ΒΉ 'Einsteinian … Continue reading Old Man Quantum

Fucking Tesseracts!

Always getting in the way,Coming into our dimension,Thinking they know everything; They look down upon us,β€”Us spheroids,Cuboids,Squares,Lines and dots; They just pop in and out of existence like they own it,As they move above and below our plane of existence,Ignoring our rules,Ignoring our boundaries, Fuck…We can build a wall to keep out all three-dimensionals and … Continue reading Fucking Tesseracts!

Misty Was A Little Doggy… πŸ•

Misty was a little doggy,Misty was her name,Last time I weighed her…She was eight kilograms!I said "Mistyβ€”What have you done?" I've eaten my paw! Naughty, naughty Misty! Misty was a little doggy,Misty was her name,Last time I weighed her…She was ten kilograms!I said "Mistyβ€”What have you done?" I've eaten my leg! Naughty, naughty Misty! Misty … Continue reading Misty Was A Little Doggy… πŸ•

5G Fruitcake Stall

Oh the irony!5G back in the news again,5G equipment to be removed from UK network,Over privacy concerns with Huawei; This is just the start!You'll see!It's all fitting the theory perfectly! The coronavirus outbreak, caused by 5G signals,Just so happened to begin in China,Where Huawei is based! And now the government is banning Huawei 5G…It's done … Continue reading 5G Fruitcake Stall

Major Trauma/Journey Through The Emergency Department

Doctor, doctor,My legs have fallen off! PSCCCHH!Salus two-one,We're bringing in a code blue Joe, code blue Joe,Over! PSCCCHH!Copy that, Salus,Code blue Joe!You may land on any runwayβ€”Uhh, I mean…Any ambulance space… yeahβ€” Big Bird Blue,Get off the damn airways,Over!! We need to stem the bleeding,He's going into cardiac arrest! Stand by…Clear! I feel a pulseβ€” … Continue reading Major Trauma/Journey Through The Emergency Department

Failed Shopping Trips

Set out to go to Tesco,It's got the late-opening pharmacy, An hour to go before close,Moving along briskly in the cool air of evening; Alas, main road still closed,Because of Mr. Stabby!(And I didn't know the shortcut); Turned around, came home,Charged back up the scooter,Set out to go to Asda,(Open until midnight)… But I shoulda … Continue reading Failed Shopping Trips