This is a stolen post,So read it at your peril! Who would steal somebody else's post?What a sociopathic thing to do!Just like how I stole this post,And to the original author, I say— fuck you!! I love browsing the posts in the aftermath,Once the original author has clocked onto me,I love seeing the fresh mental … Continue reading A Post You Cannot Steal
To all the crowds heading to the beach,Sitting in traffic cos you're starting to miss it,Common-sense and gratitude gone out the window,You know you're just a try-hard for that Darwin award; Where you gunna shit?Where you gunna shit?Where you gunna shit when you're at the beach? Where you gunna shit?Where you gunna shit?There's fuck-all open,Nary … Continue reading Where You Gunna Shit?
Coronavirus creeping,Companies caving,Capitalists crying,Countries censoring; Cryptic calls creating chaotic confusion,Clowns, constantly contradicting, Celebrity cameos comprising composted clichés,Catacombs containing calcified crap; Cacophony, cringe,Comparison, chiding,Coded condescension,Candied colloquialisms, Clocks clicking,Cadavers collecting,C**ts cohorting,Cynics cracking! 🌪
Should I be doing my bit?To chart these events during this pandemic? Are we living through an historically-significant period¹,One which will be thoroughly scrutinised for the everyday truths? Honestly,There's not much there that I'd care to record,For 90% of what goes on is strawman-building,Strawman-burning,Emotion-inducing,Shit-stirring opprobrium,By the media no less; About 9%² is the drama of … Continue reading An Historical Facepalm
Have you done it yet? Done what? Have you done it yet? Done what!? Have you fucking done it yet you son of a bitch,The last thing you need to do before you allow yourself to relax,The IMPORTANT thing, the final comforting thought before you can enjoy being alive,You know, the THING,The thing which separates … Continue reading But Have You Done It Yet??
You've got to read it as a rap. Interrupted from my meditation,Knock at the door, followed by 'ahem', Man from the council is standing there,May I come in, for a house inspection? Kitchen, bathroom and living room too,All looking good from an official view, You have clean housemates so well done all,Actually it's me, they've … Continue reading House Inspection
A pyroclastic flow, a drought and a pandemic walk into a bar, The pyroclastic flow says:"Why the stone faces?", The drought says:"I don't know about everyone else, but I'm absolutely parched!", The pandemic says:"Where is everybody?". 🌪
Come on, OCD,We're not doing that too! Yesss we are, NO! We're gunna catch the coronaviruss,From those dirty, little, housemateses, We probably already have!Let's see if we have the antibodies, We don't likes antibodieses...We hatess them! If I kill all of the housemates,That'll solve two problems, Yesss...Stupid housemateses, murder them...We can choke them in their … Continue reading Murder Obsession
I'm sorry,But if you left to go on holiday to India,Two and a half weeks ago,Etc.,Then,I don't,Think...That you can be helped 🤷♂️. Photo by Jon Tyson on Unsplash 🌪
Just read some disturbing reports in the news. The Stupid have attempted to march on Whitehall. Despite the (now) daily mass killings by the army, they continue to keep up their resistance. A large group remain camped up Snowdon. It's truly dystopian, beyond 1984-type stuff. It's effectively a kind of eugenics, but one that is … Continue reading Day 86