There’s Something Wrong With My…

β€œ…Mum…?”,

β€œYes,
What is it darling?”,

β€œ…Um…ah…”,

β€œCome on, Don**d,
Spit it out!
I’ve got jobs to do…”,

β€œ…Um, there’s something wrong…
With my…willy”,

β€œOhh,
Would you like me to take a look at it?”

β€œOk…”,

β€œHmmm…,
What’s wrong with it…
It’s too small?”,

β€œWhat!?
NO,
Of course not,
It’s an incredible willy!!”,

β€œ…Hello,
Is that Mrs T?”,

β€œYes, speaking…”,

β€œHello there,
I’m phoning from the school,
I’m sorry to report,
But your son’s been attacking other pupils.”

πŸŒͺ

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